Bobby Jay: I Hate Luke

From his private box in Miami, Florida during a recent NFL game, Bobby Jay spoke with SPW officials regarding his actions on SPW SHOWDOWN: Episode 7.  SPW fans want to know, why did Bobby Jay cost Bushwhacker Luke the SPW Provincial Title?

“People want to know, why did I do it?  It’s that easy: I hate Bushwhacker Luke.  We’ve wrestled each other in the past, all over Canada, and the fans always love him even though I’m better than him and much, much sexier than him.  He’s smelly, dirty and blading while I’m clean with long blond hair and beautifully chiselled facial features.  What do they see in him?

Bushwhacker Luke calls himself a legend?  Maybe he’s a legend in Puerto Rico or the outback or wherever the hole he crawls out of is but in Steeltown Pro, this is my territory!  I’m the legend, I’m the best and I won’t have him brainwash my fans into thinking otherwise.  Bobby Jay is going to prove once and for all that I’m better than Bushwhacker Luke ever will be!

Now if you can excuse me, Rupert Murdoch is supposed to join me to watch the game.”

Bobby Jay makes one thing clear: he hates Bushwhacker Luke and is out to prove that he’s the better man.  Does anyone else sense a hint of jealousy?