ron mclean's Chat Room

The following is a transcript from Ron McLean’s Chat Room with Ron McLean, Tommy Lee Curtis, Spanky, Mike Mission and John Henry.

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RM: Welcome to the Chat Room Mr. Henry!

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Henry: Thanks Ron.

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RM: Looks like we’re all here.  Thank you for joining me everyone.

Spanky: Ok, let’s get this over with.

RM: Big news about the launch of SPW SHOWDOWN.  What are your thoughts?

Mission: I think it’s great.  This is an opportunity of a life time!

TLC: Tommy Lee Curtis is already a big star.  SPW SHOWDOWN needs my star power to get it off the ground.  Happy to lend a hand…for a fee.

Henry: This is a big change for SPW and major step forward.  I’m curious to see where we’ll be at 6 months from now.

Spanky: Listen, this show will be great and all but I know it won’t have enough Spanky.  They should just make a show centered on me.  That would be a huge hit!

Mission: I don’t know if people would watch that…

Spanky: Keep your opinions to yourself, Mission.  You’re the newest guy here.  Have some respect.

Henry: I remember a time when Spanky wasn’t such a jerk.

TLC: And delusional.  As if they would make a Spanky TV series when they could make a Tommy Lee Curtis reality show.  That would be awesome; I’d be bigger than Bret Micheals.

RM: I think SPW will be concentrating on SPW SHOWDOWN for the time being.

Spanky: Typical.  If they knew what was good for them they’d listen to Spanky.

TLC: And Tommy Lee Curtis.

Mission: I think SPW know what they’re doing.

Henry: A lot of time and energy are being put towards the show.  We plan on making it grow over time.

RM: New topic, S ‘n R as SPW Tag Team Champions; thoughts on their reign so far?

Spanky: Oh please, those two boneheads are just holding the title until I can find a reliable partner to team with.

TLC: Hey!  That’s what I was going to say.  Things didn’t work out with the Epic or Bratt.

Henry: Have you guys thought of forming a team?

Mission: You could even team up and make your own reality show.

TLC: I don’t need a partner to carry a TV series; I need a partner to win the titles.  Besides, Spanky is not in my league.

Spanky: I’m definitely not in your league; I’m light years ahead of you.  This is Spanky you’re talking too.

TLC: LOL

Spanky: What’s so funny?

Henry: The way you guys are arguing you’d think you were already partners.

Mission: Life partners, maybe.

Spanky: Are you questioning my manliness?

TLC: Manliness?  LMFAO!

RM: Ok, ok…one last topic.  Would a SPW women’s division work?

Henry: I think it could if you can line up the right talent.

Mission: That would be cool, we had some women at the first SPW SHOWDOWN TV tapings so why not?

Spanky: The problem with that is that with me around they could never concentrate on their matches, always trying to hit on me and all.

TLC: Are you kidding me?  TLC is the rock star and every rock star needs some groupies.  They would never want to leave my tour bus!

Spanky: You don’t have a tour bus, that’s just an old van.

TLC: IT’S NOT OLD!

Mission: Talk about egos…

Spanky: What ego?

Henry: These guys are nuts, McLean.

RM: This is true.  I give up!

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Spanky: Those guys all suck.  YES!  I got the last word!

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Shadow: I guess there’s nobody here.

Shadow: GRAPE!

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